The Major Resides...

We're organizing books in our new apartment

• Me: So I forgot this one textbook. Can we make it fit?
• Eric: Hm, we'll have to rethink this a bit.
• Me: Alright, I'll just place it on top for now.
• Eric: Not good enough!
• Eric: I already had to move the Bible from the textbooks section to the fiction section.
• Me: Wow...
• Eric: I wanted to put it in the sci-fi section but I realized there really isn't much of that in there.
• Me: *dies*